the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.
person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.
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by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011
Get the Joe like mug.The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
Get the two tone joe mug.A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.
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Get the No Joe Pa mug.A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.
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Get the Joe Chode mug.You best stay away from Joe. Joe is very protective of his own and if you do so much as harm one of his people, you will be pounded into the ground and become a red stain on the concrete. Joe is crazy, he likes drugs, alcohol, cars, and girls. Joe is a leader. Easily said, don't fuck with Joe.
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