Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.
(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."
by ghostories January 05, 2018
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job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
by modhek May 26, 2021
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Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.
Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.
by Weird kinks April 29, 2022
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Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.
Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.
by Slappy Dong Thomas January 04, 2009
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Fan Job

When someone sucks on your weenus (the loose skin on elbow) in a steamy makeout.
“Hey Joe, can I give you a fan job?” -Stephanie
Hell yeah!” -Joe
by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019
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logan flange job

The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!
by Logymon Savage January 13, 2017
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