dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018

the easy hand

In cryptocurrency trading, someone who will instantly sell their coin once they see it drop a little bit in value. This name is often attributed to new crypto-traders who don't have much faith in blockchain.

"Bitcoin is crashing! It dropped 5% in the past hour, I'm gonna sell!" -Chad
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned

by AlmondMan May 2, 2018

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 2, 2022

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

Dude, Kennedy is such a second hand slut. She thinks the attention she gets from guys is towards her but its actually toward her hot friends.

by chuckschuckles April 21, 2025

left handed

left handed = 20k pp
left handed = #1 & #2
left handed = respect+

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you left handed?
Guy 2: Naw.
Guy 1: Damn, you must really suck at osu! don't you?

by /bobby/ September 9, 2020

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.

“Omg look it’s hands pants”

“Shut up hands pants”

by Crustytoast July 29, 2019