Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life

Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF

by Badonko YT January 19, 2025

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Wrong hands

The hands playing all sides.

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024