Forgetting the green tea 

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

Forgetting the green tea by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

Red and green 

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.

Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.

Red and green by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

the chad green mage 

the best YouTuber ever

the chad green mage is really good and a omega chad

the chad green mage by djsjdj August 12, 2021

Management By Green Dot 

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

Management By Green Dot by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

New Mexico green chile 

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

New Mexico green chile by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

Il Verde (The Green)

Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.

The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.

Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"

Il Verde (The Green) by Triplo7 December 2, 2021

Ur mom is green 

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

Ur mom is green by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022