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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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Chocolate Goddess

Did you see that girl? The things I would do for that chocolate goddess.
by gangweedslonker69 December 17, 2024
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Chocolate Goddess

An extremely, overwhelmingly attractive black girl. If someone refers to themselves as one, they may think they are more physically attractive than they really are.
Did you see that black girl at the bus stop? Oh my gosh... the things I would do for that chocolate goddess, holy shit.
by gangweedslonker69 December 17, 2024
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Chocolate Alavalanche

Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.
Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear
by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025
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chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.
I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.
by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025
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Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025
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