cowrider

every person that is rude to this asmr-ist, “Michellehart47” on tik tok, they will be called a cowrider if they are being rude to this asmrist.

“your a cowrider for being rudeN

by DENIS!!! March 27, 2024

cowfleb

When a dogs testiclaes are being rubbed for so long that they fall off and a women cooks it for food

My wife and I had a cowfleb last night and it was yummy in my tummy

by I am trans April 16, 2024

Cowmain

A funny way of saying, Chow mein, usually referring to Chow main with beef

Customer: "Can I get some ~Cowmain~ and a smoothie, please?"
Waitress: sigh, "sure Frank.."

by Samue-0123 April 29, 2024

cowslayer

male who takes home single mothers from a bar or party. the best at cow tipping.

See that guy over there, he's the ultimate cowslayer.

by CrockSlucker May 6, 2024

Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

by Iron head May 23, 2024

coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024

Cowboy Caviar

Eating a lady out with a modest portion of tobacco chew in your mouth.

She just needed some cowboy caviar to get that pussy feeling good.

by Kippthebulldog June 17, 2024