Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

Knocking and Cocking

When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.

Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking

by TittyBuster78 December 6, 2020

horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015

Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022