Bro

Someone you can trust with your life.

Bro! Cover me!

by Justsomeguyyouwillneverknow February 10, 2017

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

no beef bro

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act

Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.

by brezjnev July 24, 2017

bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!

by Mrgnar October 9, 2016

hey bro

dont ignore this message if someone sends it to you
they probs like you, 100% sure

text "hey bro"
text "bro ur gay for me"
text "how"
text "this"
text image sent
text "oh damn"

by infibbz October 29, 2021

Bro Pelini

Common demographic of 40 to 55 year old men at Planet Fitness that look exactly the same as Big 10 Nebraska Cornhuskers former head football coach Bo Pelini (currently head coach at Youngstown State University)

Dude, I saw like four or five separate Bro Pelinis pumping iron today. Wild

by donkeykonga May 5, 2018

The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015