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Status Chase Me, Bro

A defiant, ironic retort to overtly degrading remarks that exposes unconscious social dominance, especially when disguised as friendliness, advice, or validation. It calls out the constant performance of worth through metrics, scores, or emotional leverage used to claim authority or control.

Rejects the idea that status must be “earned” through approval, achievements, or moral superiority. Instead, it challenges the entire game: “You don’t get to set the terms. Stop using validation as currency. Influence isn’t claimed, it’s given freely, not taken through manipulation.”

Reject both status games and gendered put-downs. Demand autonomy and mutual respect, not hierarchy.
status chase me, bro -- I’m not here to validate your grind.
by L15t3Nr December 7, 2025
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SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
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Trash bro

Bro dis game trash bro I’m quitting. Four months later.. I started playing fortnite again and it’s still trash
by Lil dink zapo October 23, 2019
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theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.
Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.
by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023
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bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
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Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.
Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!
by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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