by Mackinnon79 February 4, 2022
Get the 3-6 Solution mug.A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
Get the Fartism- Version 3 mug.so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
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by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022
Get the eat my elliotussy <3 mug.Ice is a mod for dynamic but he’s also a song writer here is one of his songs MY NAME IS PUMPY IM VERY LUMPY AND I USED TO BE A PATS FAN!!! BUT NOW IM A BUCS AND CHEIFS FAN!! PUMPY IS VERY LUMPY AND BUMPY written by Ice him self
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by Your never know February 7, 2022
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“Hey you know shiftsrei?”
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by Kimmywimmy83 February 11, 2022
Get the shiftsrei<3 mug.The most moronic, high-and-mighty, arrogant, patronizing way to treat someone you disagree with like they're a completely idiotic toddler. Even though that's probably what you are for using this. Commonly used on Twitter or TikTok, or just by 14-year-old white girls in general.
Guy 1: *Shares opinion*
Guy 2: No <3
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by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021
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