Job central

A way to tell someone they don’t have a job

Jack: I love fortnite, it’s my entire life
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.

I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).

by Indianasucks August 16, 2018

Boy-job

Having a sexual intercourse with a premature human male

Cheer up, Reverend Bill! Think a nice little boy-job will change colours of your day!

by buhlo_666 October 4, 2017

karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

Australian rim job

A butt licking that is counter clockwise

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job

by rockitjony October 2, 2022

Thies-job

The act of using a cat to please one's self alike a masturbation sleeve.

I could really use a Thies-job right now

by Ravenclaw24720 June 25, 2025

Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

by Choagiefest May 30, 2025