National retard day

November 16th- a day to celebrate stupid people

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid

by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019

happy g day

Happy G day is another phrase for Happy birthday. But when you say happy g day to someone it means your close with them. It could also be referred to happy gangster day.

Hey happy g day Steve.

by BorderBandit November 30, 2020

jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.

Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."

by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009

National Confession day

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them

National Confession day

by Dayana302 April 16, 2019

One Day Weekend

A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.

School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.

by Goat The Man December 31, 2008

Had a bad day

An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity. Often used by police officers and/or the Comissioner of the New South Wales Police Force.

"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that Aboriginal kid's hands behind his back and slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."

by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020

Mental Health Day

A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.

Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.

by starreyes October 29, 2007