dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

Columbus Dick

"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.

When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."

by IBeez November 26, 2018

Dick-whipped

The act of a female being so head over heels in-love with her man's penis, AND his skill in using it(along with his other enhanced love-making skills), he has her deeply IN to him; giving no serious thought to any other man(because she is so dick-whipped by HIS penis)

Guy texts his GF or wife while at work: "Baby, wear something sexy for me when i come home. "
Her reply, "Sure, my Love. You know how 'dick-whipped' i am for you!"

by TropicalLady August 16, 2017

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018

Nassers dick

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails

He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick

by XA Farts February 26, 2019

Dick swipe

A game played by a minimum of 4 men, its where 3 men or more pull out their dicks, and the other is the judge, the judge stares at their dicks as he swipes through men's nudes, whenever a judge sees a dick move or cum/pee the losing nigga is called gay for a whole month and bisexual for 16 more days.

When you play a game of Dick swipe you know that pee is actually stored in the balls.

by notpublished March 1, 2018

Hot Dick

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!

“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”

by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019