Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.

Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.

by Putson November 19, 2020

Bro-dozer

A dude you tries to take you to deal, assets, or name to leverage for themselves

That bro-dozer leveraged my name then took off with the buyer.

by SheRises January 22, 2020

Ohlone Bros

When you and your bro are standing next to each other at a music festival, and each of you has a girl lifted up on your shoulders, then as you are standing there with them raised up, bopping to the music, the two girls begin to make out, whilst still in the air, leaving you and your bro confused, yet strangely aroused.

"Yo, you know Dave and Mark right?, ya they're Ohlone bros."

by Top Def Man August 18, 2023

bro-syth

A bro who has gone to the dark side. This bro is obsessed with star wars so much that the syth has taken over him mentally.

bro #1: dude, did you see that bro-syth at the convention?
bro #2: yeah man, his bro-ness demolished the brodi clean out of the building.

by m1a1 abrams August 29, 2010

beiber bro

When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.

Richard's wife heft him cuz he was no longer the Beiber Bro she fell in love with.

by Curbngutter September 21, 2016

bro tagged the whole bloodline

tagged the whole bloodline

bro tagged the whole bloodline 💀

by shimmy yay shimmy ya April 9, 2023

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024