poop

also reffered to as shit it is bad tasting try cum instead

igottta poop

by cum machine8000 November 27, 2018

poop nugget

a poopy nugget

you are a poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018

Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better

Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon

by Slick Rxck December 8, 2018

Deja poop

The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.

Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.

by Some others random guys friend December 8, 2018

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

Project poop.

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

by Jakelightning October 10, 2018