Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

Getting swish on The hot sauce

Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I

Sander: hey Mike i'm Going to Get a swish on the hot sauce will you company me
Mike: Boy Would I
Getting Swish On The Hot Sauce is when a Man or a person with a working penis, That person Opens A Hot Sauce Glass And Puttguxhting it on his penis and swishing around Helicopter his Penis. if Long enough the person can put it's penis in his butthole.

by ZebraGamer November 22, 2019

Nae nae on the queen

When you donate £10 or more to an e-girl

Dude i hit the nae nae on the queen last night

by Squeebleblappercreator November 26, 2019

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

to dance on the beat

Expression inspired by a popular romanian song. A new method of "vibing" and a new way of seeing the new year (2020) in a positive way or to just make fun of something. (you can also use it when someone/something is really cool)

x: What do you think of this song?
y: It's fire, man! It dances on the beat. (to dance on the beat)

by beerkindofman January 26, 2020