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post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
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Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.
So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.
by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011
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slim nut daddy

when a man has a limp penis that doesn't shoot cum.
by Chop37 June 29, 2019
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Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
by xemoo December 2, 2018
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Ice s'more nut

A ice s'more nut is a donut on ice cream on a s'more it is a original creation by Moriah Elizabeth

(Don't ask about todoroki and bakugou )
I would love a ice s'more nut
by I💙coldsoba August 28, 2020
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Nut Bust Bonanza

More than one person having simultaneous orgasms, one after another. Busting a nut over and over again, with friends! Similar to the Meat Beat Mania, but with multiple people.
1. Ronnie invited some friends over to have a good 'ol Nut Bust Bonanza to the new Project Diva game.
2. After winning five consecutive ranked games, the League of Legends team decided to settle down and have a nice Nut Bust Bonanza to their victories. No homo.
by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017
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Scuff Ya Nuts

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004
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