Vcal king

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal

Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend

by Astro woman March 14, 2021

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!

Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!

by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023

James fightme King

This name is given to only the most absolute units in all of the lands, if you see someone with this name you should turn the other way before he terminates your very being

OH SHIT YALL RUN FOR YA LIVES James fightme King FINNA SIT ON US

by Dr. N. eg. Ro November 18, 2018

God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha

Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king

by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025

uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)

if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it

by Snarly May 29, 2008

Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”

Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”

by Seshhead November 1, 2019