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calamari guy

Referring to a man whom is uncircumcised
Oh no here comes calamari guy
by Cloey money June 8, 2018
mugGet the calamari guymug.

Guys Across The Hall

People that won't respond in your group chat and make noises when you walk in and ask them a simple question.

A group of people that are all buns.
Person1: What did you do to the guys across the hall?
Person2: I asked them to ball and they all instantly had seizures!
by DattMean June 13, 2016
mugGet the Guys Across The Hallmug.

guy mandude69

An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.
See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.
by Guy Mandude 69 April 20, 2022
mugGet the guy mandude69mug.

the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return.. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like pistachio ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they listen to awesome music and dress so nicely. they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
the pasta guy is so cool omg!!
by millymellyame August 11, 2024
mugGet the the pasta guymug.

Mr. Man Guy

A person who is chill but also very dumb at times
Hey Mr. Man Guy, are you really dumb or do you just act like it?
by Raboot4567 May 15, 2025
mugGet the Mr. Man Guymug.

The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)
Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger
mugGet the The guy who says basic shitmug.

I'm just a chill guy

Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.

Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.
by Ninjaltf December 12, 2024
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