Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015

fuck you kyle

STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF MY FURRY FANFICS AND LICK MY TOES

STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME!!! FUCK YOU KYLE

by kyle h8tr January 11, 2020

keep telling you that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

-She is not the jealous type
-Sure, keep telling you that

by James89898 June 17, 2013

Knock you up

In America it means impregnated, while in the UK it means rudely woken up.

The dual meaning of, “knock you up” is displayed in this Frasier script.

Daphne Moon: Your father knocked me up bright and this morning.
Frasier Crane: My father did what to you!?
Daphne: He knocked me up. In England it means to be woken up. What does mean here?
Frasier: Oh, uhh nothing…

by Biden is a dick December 26, 2021

i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

are you lying to me?

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.

Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

by douknodawae March 21, 2018

You Are So Nicki

A female that like to sign boobs,have beef with Lil Kim,and Think shes a barbie.

You are so Nicki.

by J-Louis97 April 26, 2011