dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008

dick level

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

by curranimal January 5, 2009

Dick it and Kick it.

To have sex with a girl then dump her.

Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

by Big B Base God October 14, 2011

Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

miscellaneous dick

1. The enjoyment of a variety of dudes without serious commitment
2. strange

He meant nothing to me! He was just miscellaneous dick!

by SecretAsian12 August 19, 2014

Rat Dick

Small and insignificant, not worthy of consideration.

Its just a 'Rat Dick' company, unlikely to accomplish anything or pose a threat.

by txtornado99 October 16, 2008