December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.

Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)

by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020

December 13

The day you give your ex another chance.

Will: “ Can you please give me another chance”
Will’s Ex: “ No”
Will: “But you have to it December 13th”
Will’s Ex: “Alright fine”

by Dr. Cupid: Doctor of Love! December 12, 2020

December 14

The date of birth for typically dutch stinky osu players. They are stinky. Also they are weebs and no-one likes them. If this is your birthday, fuck you.

guy 1: hey its December 14!
guy 2: yes it is my birthday
guy 1: ew osu player stinky!

by osudutchhater1 April 3, 2024

December 1st

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!

Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”

by The Happy Penis Day Club December 1, 2019

December 3rd

Heather Day!

The day where you either receive or give a sweatshirt/hoodie to your significant other or friend! <3
(Also known as Sweater Day - the name ‘Heather Day’ originated from Conan Gray’s song ‘Heather’)

Person 1: Wow you’re giving me your sweatshirt, why?
Person 2: Because it’s December 3rd - Heather Day!
Person 1: Oh wow, thank you! Happy heather day to you too! <3

by FrogMan228 December 6, 2021

10th December

Ask out the person you're talking to. Don't be shy boys and girls

Boy:It's the 10th December
His best friend: and so?
Boy: that means I need it ask her out today.

by Santashoe November 22, 2021

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021