Skip to main content

D-Howes Chicken Snacker

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
by The Ownenator January 2, 2010
mugGet the D-Howes Chicken Snacker mug.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

An exclamation used by a douche bag from Salisbury University. It is generally used where a simple "sweet" or "cool" would suffice! If this person uses this exclamation one more time, it may result in the future use of a wheel chair!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: I just realized that I'm an immature faggot!
by Sammy Seagull October 1, 2006
mugGet the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner mug.

Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk

An un-intelligent,narrow minded friend who is annoying,and obnoxious.
Quit being such a Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk.
by Rick James"BI*CH" March 22, 2009
mugGet the Donkey Raping Chicken Hawk mug.

giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
mugGet the giant half chicken half squirrel mug.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011
mugGet the I'm too drunk to taste this chicken mug.

Chicken and Broccoli Pie

The most amazing dinner in the world. Chicken and broccoli covered in a lucious creamy mushroom sauce in a dish topped with cheese and crunchy breadcrumbs.
by Whisperersurprise May 11, 2009
mugGet the Chicken and Broccoli Pie mug.

crazy mc chicken nugget

noun; an extremely off balanced girl who you may happen to bang out when you are entirely too drunk, and immediately regret it
dude: "hey man how liquored up did you get last night?"
other dude: "well, enough to beat the beat up on crazy mc chicken nugget"
dude: "yikes man, thats rough"
by g.paulsen October 12, 2010
mugGet the crazy mc chicken nugget mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email