To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.
Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.
Or
Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.
Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.
Or
Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.
Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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by The Original Bubby, Bitches September 17, 2008
Get the cum guzzlin gutter slutmug. a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash
Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010
Get the cum gurgling gutter slutmug. a pus infected cum bubble is a huge sperm bubble that is indeed filled with the white, yellowish liquid we know as pus. great word for insults as well.
by Dr. Douchenozzle April 22, 2011
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injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.
injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.
by Sleezy Lazzeee May 12, 2006
Get the cum fart cock' tailmug. by jaybob12 October 20, 2011
Get the Cum Guzzling Gutter Slutmug. the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball
Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.
Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.
Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.
Bram: Boi
Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.
Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.
Bram: Boi
by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009
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