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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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God-botherer

An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.

"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
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Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”
An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord
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tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks
Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god
by cummy god November 13, 2022
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Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff
A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
by unknown shipper pie ship May 26, 2019
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