A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.
This chick and I were watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.
by Crappy Diaper April 9, 2008
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"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"
"Yeah but she is younger then me."
"Take a trip to f%@&ing ball-mart! she is my best friend and if you hurt her i will kill you!"
"I just want to get to know her and next summer she will be a fox!"
"Do you need to take a trip to ball-mart?"
"No."
"Then get the balls up to do it or get some new ones!"
by tlycc girl August 6, 2008
Get the ball-mart mug.If you play pool (english), and you sink the 8-ball with seven balls on the table, and whoever sunk the 8-ball must play the next game NUDE!
Guy: *sinks 8 ball* Shit! I still have seven balls on the table!
Other guy: HAHA! Take the clothes off.
The next day:
Guy to friend: I was seven balled last night. The other guys saw my cock.
Friend: Oh god!
Other guy: HAHA! Take the clothes off.
The next day:
Guy to friend: I was seven balled last night. The other guys saw my cock.
Friend: Oh god!
by KD545 June 28, 2007
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by HeyBuddy! March 16, 2008
Get the g ball mug.Beer Ball is a drinking game that takes great skill and persevearence.
objects needed to play beer ball
*Whiffle ball bat (size depending on skill/drunk level)
*beer
*pitcher
*batter
Step 1.
buy a whiffle ball bat and cut off the bottom end of the handle (just the bottom of the grip)and poke a "shotgun" hole in the middle of the barrel.
2. Pour one or more beers in the cutt off end of the bat with beer accumulating in the barrel( make sure shotgun hole is high enough where beer wont spill through it)crush beer can for men, women dont have to hit a crushed can because they are not athletic enough and belong in the kitchen.
3. tap barrel lightly to deminish foam
4. once foam is down, batter puts cut off end to his lips, shotgun hole facing up, tilts beer til it hits lips.
5. once beer touches lips, batter puts up his hand to notify pitcher he has started to drink.
5. pitcher and audiece start counting seconds until batter has finished his beer/s
6. once batter has finished, depending on amount of seconds, he puts bat on ground and forehead and spins the ammount of times that equal the amount of seconds it takes to drink (3 seconds to finish beer, 3 FULL spins)
7. once finished spinning, usually drunk and dizzy, the pitcher tosses the crushed can from a short distance and batter must make contact with the can.
8. if batter hits the can he is done and people cheer. if batter misses the can he must start at step 1 and start over, resulting in more drinking and spinning for him.
objects needed to play beer ball
*Whiffle ball bat (size depending on skill/drunk level)
*beer
*pitcher
*batter
Step 1.
buy a whiffle ball bat and cut off the bottom end of the handle (just the bottom of the grip)and poke a "shotgun" hole in the middle of the barrel.
2. Pour one or more beers in the cutt off end of the bat with beer accumulating in the barrel( make sure shotgun hole is high enough where beer wont spill through it)crush beer can for men, women dont have to hit a crushed can because they are not athletic enough and belong in the kitchen.
3. tap barrel lightly to deminish foam
4. once foam is down, batter puts cut off end to his lips, shotgun hole facing up, tilts beer til it hits lips.
5. once beer touches lips, batter puts up his hand to notify pitcher he has started to drink.
5. pitcher and audiece start counting seconds until batter has finished his beer/s
6. once batter has finished, depending on amount of seconds, he puts bat on ground and forehead and spins the ammount of times that equal the amount of seconds it takes to drink (3 seconds to finish beer, 3 FULL spins)
7. once finished spinning, usually drunk and dizzy, the pitcher tosses the crushed can from a short distance and batter must make contact with the can.
8. if batter hits the can he is done and people cheer. if batter misses the can he must start at step 1 and start over, resulting in more drinking and spinning for him.
hey man lets go beer ballin'
dude, you remember last time, i got so drunk because i couldnt hit the damn can!
dude, you remember last time, i got so drunk because i couldnt hit the damn can!
by T-A-B-O-R October 22, 2008
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When that dude passed out in the middle of his own party last night it was a tough choice between the dirty taco and the sno ball. Since it is December, we decided to be festive and stick to the snow theme. His shit got sno balled!
by mogilly January 12, 2011
Get the sno ball mug.A sexual act where the guy asks a girl to teabag him while knowing that he hasn't washed his scrotal sack for an extended period of time (at least 5 days). The woman begins to teabag the man and gets a mouthful of ballsweat and whatever else may have grown or collected on the scrotum.
Gerald hadn't washed for weeks. At a party, Jenna took him to a back room with the intentions of a teabag. She ended up with a foul ball, and quite a taste in her mouth.
by Jonathan B. April 6, 2007
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