ass dancing

Ass Dancing: v. The act of dancing while in the state of being an Ass. Sometimes performed naked for strangers.

Coined in 2005 at a ranch in Togo TX following a day of drinking and partying, the term speread in Houston's west end and then thru internet blogs.

Cooper's "ass dancing" confirmed what they all suspected, he was an asshole!

by Cooper T May 9, 2006

The Ass of Nowhere

The country, or in other words a place that you have no idea where the hell you are and everything looks the same.

" My god we're in the ass of nowhere!"

by Mr. hide September 30, 2006

ass-vertisment

Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

ass pealing

A term used to describe the act off making a excess amount of money on a car sale

The sales manager told Hector You'll be ass pealing on this deal. You better peal thier ass off the ceiling and make them like it, or You'll be leaving with them. He wrapped up the deal and had a real head ripper!

by Freckman February 6, 2007

Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

Ass-symptotal

An adjective describing a relationship in which two close friends of the opposite sex are infinitely close to hooking up or having a formal relationship, but never quite do.

Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it

"Come on, I saw Kristie looking at you last night at the party. Tell me you two finally hooked up"
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."

by Boris Arkadyevich January 11, 2009

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

by MarkRo July 27, 2008