Cat

A creature made completely out of hair that lets you pet them unless they feel bored and start biting you and will constantly meow at you at 3 am on a school night and stop when you wake up

that cat is so annoying

by nono. April 24, 2023

cats

An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.

'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'

by cheeseman2569 March 29, 2021

Cat

Something you think is cute, but obviously is plotting your demise.

Cat is life,
Cat is death.

by anonymous April 13, 2023

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

Black cats

Spit* spit* spit* bad luck

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...

by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

Felix the Cat

Once popular cartoon character that is now know for a vinesauce meme involving Joel getting jumpscared by the game over screen of a bootleg Genesis port of his game and suffering from severe copyright cancer that has seemingly prevented anything new from the franchise being directly made since 2004. Also got renewed interest due to his 90s series "The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat" being very memeable. In addition the original b&w shorts plus the Van Bueren ones being public domain now. It's a surprisingly deep rabbithole too, but Felix the Cat is like the F-Zero of animation now.

Guy 1: Remember Felix the Cat?
Guy 2: Yeah, he went to get milk and never came back.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 22, 2025

Cat

the best of Asian cuisine

I don't like sushi, so I'll just order the cat chow-mane instead.

by stupidpsycho7 May 13, 2018