blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure

Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3

by Pokfan January 26, 2022

The Big 3

The giddler, the fiddler and the diddler.

I was diddled by The Big 3.

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

November 3

People born on this day are weird

"Hey hector" "ya" "it's your birthday""oh wait it's November 3"

by kskakaksks November 14, 2021

December 3

National give some one your giddier to ware all day

December 3

by Dingdoooooog December 2, 2021

Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.

by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022

3" penetration

how hard you hit when your on propolyhexadrine and extracted codiene and ready to fight someone in a trial by combat

you dont fuck with that guy i sw3ar hes packing 3" penetration

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

Lou <3

Lou même quand notre planète bleu s’effondrât je resterai à tes côtés.
Je serais cette personne qui t’aimera malgré tes défauts, et dans tes moments les plus sombres car pour moi c’est uniquement nous deux, toi et moi. Je t’aime encore et encore

Lou <3 the moon is beautiful tonight isn’t it ?
response : yes, it is…

by vampsisc September 15, 2022