Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

sontr zappel

call center. used when someone is speaking gibberish or dropping SAT words just to brag.

person1: I'm in desperate need of being infatuated!!
person2: u in the sontr zappel or what? just say u wanna fuck chile.

by meadowbitch April 23, 2025

flip her zipper

To turn a straight girl into a lesbian.

Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014

It's Zappening

A phrase that can be said to describe Mike Pence

Jane says to James "Mike pence wants to provide Electro shock therapy for homosexuals "
James replies "It's Zappening"

by Captain Nuggies March 11, 2017

tender in the zipper

a pimp who let his little head beat out his big head

In the game, a pimp that can be faked out is tender in the zipper, and a bitch will have no respect for him

by Gr33k3 November 16, 2019

brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022