your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

Your mom

Your mom

YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....

by Juggaloguy October 7, 2008

your mom

a big fat whore who likes to have sex with pigeons and other small mamals

i had sex with your mom last night...it was LAME

by traciesasexyegg April 23, 2005

your mom

a automatic response u say o ur little brother

brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom.......
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brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
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brother:where do babys come from?
me:xbox live
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brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
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me:god......
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brother:hey whats up?
me:your mom
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brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
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by kevo24 January 3, 2007

Your Mom

An insult only generated by nerds who play FPS games and cant find a more valuable or more insulting reply to someone who spit an insult him (Example: Your so gay, you suck, stop camping you fucking faggot.). So he counts on the ''Emergency Reply to Insults''. Which is in general, Your Mom.

Since when mothers are implicted in video game verbal fights?

Online Guy 1: Haha, I fucking raped you this round fucking pussy!

Online Guy 2: *Can't find an insulting counter reply*

Online Guy 2: Haha, well I fucking raped your mom last night!

Online Guy 1: Dude shut the fuck up you nerd. Cant find anything better to say you dipshit.

by Finalninja447 April 19, 2010

your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"

Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?

by Smyke April 19, 2010

your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010