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writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.
"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."
by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013
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Writer's Blogck

When a blogger can't think of anything to post about, s/he has "writer's blogck"
I have to post today but I can't think of anything interesting enough to talk about. I am so sick of writer's blogck!
by Jesseeb November 12, 2010
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Writings

n. The section of cigarette closest to the filter; the very last part of a cigarette you can smoke.

Refers to the name of the cigarette brand usually being 'written' on this section.

Often the person who has actually smoked most the cigarette won't bother smoking all the way down to 'writings' and so the term is almost only used by someone else who is without cigarettes and is trying to scrounge some free smoke.
Hey, dude, can I get writings?
by dickywilly September 30, 2011
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WRIT

A tweetable acronym that stands for "Won't Remember It Tomorrow" as in: you will not remember the action that you are doing, the thing that you saw, the thing you will do etc.
Works with sentences regarding school lectures, studying, the end of the world, and for situations involving crazy partying that results in memory loss.
This party is going to be ridiculous #WRIT
by Jsm1995 December 19, 2012
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writnerd

n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.

orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.
Dude, hear the one about the Hollywood starlet who was so dumb she gave her number to a writnerd?

Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!
by Wiitester May 23, 2008
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writeralley

A cool U.S. classifieds site that enables unpublished writers to submit and sell their manuscripts to traditional publishers. Also great place for custom essays, coursework etc and finding local ghostwriters, illustrators and freelance writers.
He posted his manuscript on writeralley, found a publisher in New York, sold her articles on writeralley, earned money through her writing etc, all on the alley.
by simon_writehead October 21, 2009
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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
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