When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.
A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.
A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.
by DaHood98 September 21, 2016
Get the i would tackle thatmug. I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
Get the Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move outmug. by ilovefurrygyatt June 18, 2024
Get the Would (in pizza tower)mug. by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
Get the i would never dance for a manmug. by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019
Get the I would fuck a pikachumug. When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
Get the I would rather walk the 8k's homemug.