An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.
by cormacdffy December 30, 2011
Get the The World Bidet mug.The World Editor is a brown leathered handbook, with the power to manipulate reality itself. It is said to be an ancient and primordial relic. The books current holder is a celestial being known as Prism, who possesses the knowledge and wisdom to wield its power wisely.
The World Editor works in a unique way. Whenever someone experiences a situation where things didnt go their way, they can simply say "add to world editor," and their experience or (scenario) will be inscribed in golden letters within the book. The user can then revisit that moment in time and change the outcome to their liking, using the power of the World Editor to alter reality and reshape their destiny.
Aside from that, the power of the World Editor extends far beyond the simple ability to change the outcome of past events. In fact, it can manipulate reality in real time, breaking the various complex laws of physics. With the World Editor at their disposal, a skilled celestial could alter the fabric of space and time, warp the laws of nature, create entirely new universes or travel the multiverse. In the beginning however it was mainly used for multiversal research but now it is used as a weapon. Its worth noting that only those who have ascended to become celestials, or those who are already celestial beings themselves, have the ability to wield the power of the World Editor. It is said that the book was created by Prism and its likely that it will remain in Prisms possession for the foreseeable future.
The World Editor works in a unique way. Whenever someone experiences a situation where things didnt go their way, they can simply say "add to world editor," and their experience or (scenario) will be inscribed in golden letters within the book. The user can then revisit that moment in time and change the outcome to their liking, using the power of the World Editor to alter reality and reshape their destiny.
Aside from that, the power of the World Editor extends far beyond the simple ability to change the outcome of past events. In fact, it can manipulate reality in real time, breaking the various complex laws of physics. With the World Editor at their disposal, a skilled celestial could alter the fabric of space and time, warp the laws of nature, create entirely new universes or travel the multiverse. In the beginning however it was mainly used for multiversal research but now it is used as a weapon. Its worth noting that only those who have ascended to become celestials, or those who are already celestial beings themselves, have the ability to wield the power of the World Editor. It is said that the book was created by Prism and its likely that it will remain in Prisms possession for the foreseeable future.
I (Prism) will use the World Editor to be a fake human and slyly manipulate natural law to baffle the minds of the public.
by celestial_prism May 8, 2023
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Person 2: No?
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Player 2: Fuck World of Warships, World of Warships, more like World of Warshits
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Get the World of Warshits mug.A "political" phrase commonly used to imply a willingness to go to any end to achieve a goal despite the lack of actions to follow through. Commonly used in business as a form of currency to purchase "political" clout.
Husband: I would go anywhere in the world to make you happy baby.
Wife: Can you take me to the doctor's at 2pm tomorrow.
Husband: I can't, the game starts at 1pm.
Wife: Can you take me to the doctor's at 2pm tomorrow.
Husband: I can't, the game starts at 1pm.
by Paperflask December 31, 2007
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Example #1:
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
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