Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

Woking out

(verb) To show actions of that a wokface would perform or acting in a rude manner.

See also: wokface, and wok

Stoping woking out your being annoying!!

by C-dizzle and the slice December 8, 2003

Working Lead

A person working in a position known as a "shift supervisor" who, contrary to their job title, does little to no work to help their employees. Usually the working lead goes through their entire shift without lifting a finger or putting in any effort while simultaneously micro managing every single aspect of the employee's work. You will never find a working lead when you actually need one. If you need to find one, text them, because they are almost always on their phones even when no one is allowed to.

Ohh man, we're understaffed today. That means the working leads are supposed help us. Too bad they're probably just going to stand around and hover over us while they do nothing as usual.

by Thetruthfulahole March 30, 2015

it's not working out

Shit guys say when they're breaking up with you

*texting to Emma* I can't do this anymore, it's not working out
*Emma replies* whatt? what do you mean

by fuck i'm depressed November 29, 2016

working class

poor people

working class people work low paying jobs and dont care

by tatomuck1 March 26, 2009

wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

Working Like The Dickens

Failing to reach job performance standards despite repeated claims to the contrary from one's superior.

Kevin, according to his boss, is working like the dickens day and night. Unfortunately, he's failing miserably at his job.

by Timberwolves Central July 31, 2008