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ultra woke

Hyper-aware of situations, people, motives, and a way to align them toward total strength in unity. Personality, very empathetic regarding the duality of causality.
Celasco will play the blue collar tough guy Ty Salazar, who is Shea’s loving husband. He joins already announced cast members Fernanda Andrade, who plays Shea, the youngest agent to run her own cyber division, Eve Harlow, who plays the “ultra woke” Gina, and Aaron Morten who will play Ben, a straight-laced, buttoned-up hard worker who works with Shea at the FBI cyber crime division.
by The Merovingian July 22, 2019
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New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
by La Pluma May 12, 2021
mugGet the New Woke Citymug.

Woke

I didn’t expect to hear something woke from him.
by jmb1111 June 6, 2019
mugGet the Wokemug.

Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 3, 2020
mugGet the Too woke to pokemug.

shook, rattled and woke

the act of being shocked, upset and aware.
Our lecturer gave us another assignment , i am shook, rattled and woke.
by Matthew Gibbons April 24, 2017
mugGet the shook, rattled and wokemug.

fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter
Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.
by spilledtea March 7, 2018
mugGet the fake woke twittermug.

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.
Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".
by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011
mugGet the and then you woke upmug.

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