An old man in a wizard costume that tells you your sexuality with 100% accuracy. But takes your right sock as a payment
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The next tier up from academic weapon. A person who, even when giving absolutely zero effort, does amazing in school.
Did you hear Dave got straight As and didn’t even study all semester? He really is an academic wizard.
by Simpyg June 11, 2023
Get the academic wizard mug.A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
by Della Hell March 17, 2010
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Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"
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Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!
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