May 26

May 26 is national send a thanos meme to your ex girlfriend

Boy: oh look its may 26 guess ill send a thanos meme to my ex girlfriend

Girl: my laugh lasted longer than our relationship

by Vixpin May 24, 2021

May 30th

Have sex with your S/O day.

“ayy bro you know what happens may 30th”?😏

by psupclove May 29, 2021

lorena mays

A little bicth

Hey Lorena it’s erik speaking have a great day ugh she is such a lorena mays

by Mermaid man87 October 20, 2017

May 29th

Come see you Bf Day

May 29th

by Lzzzs May 28, 2021

May 3rd

National thigh day

May 3rd is not only the luckiest day to be born but its also national thigh day meaning the person born on this day can have a free thigh pillow by whoever they chose

by Kryosenitive February 7, 2021

May 30th

National purple day; celebrated by wearing and doing things with purple.

I got my purple outfit and purple pizza ready for may 30th

by Lavender lilac October 16, 2020

May 2nd

This day is when weird people are born

Hey! Rebecca was born in may 2nd! No wonder she is weird!

by I liked eznoodlessn October 14, 2020