amelie howard

gourgeous, perfect, young woman who doesn’t see how amazing she truly is

do you know amelie howard, yeah can i get her phone number??? she’s the most beautiful person i’ve seen in my life!

by lovelybird May 12, 2019

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed

Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...

by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

Howarded

When someone gets murdered with a pipe.

They had a closed casket funeral for Ethan because he got Howarded

by Haterade23 July 8, 2021