Usually coffee, but could be any beverage with a brown color. Typically one uses the term in the context of an unsavory environment such as work, church, or 12-step meetings.
by nukegoat June 18, 2008

A person who fancies himself an expert in many things but whose expertise derives largely or solely from the internet. The shallowness of his/her knowledge base is often betrayed by obvious factual errors. (The antithesis of "Encyclopedia Brown", the fictional boy detective in the eponymous literary series.)
Jim: Did you know that scientists found vestigial wings in a mummified komodo dragon?
Hal: You're a real Wikipedia Brown.
Hal: You're a real Wikipedia Brown.
by Wes Tent January 15, 2007

by Timonator March 26, 2013

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...
by Bog-man September 2, 2016

by VPookie October 3, 2007

Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.
Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!
Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!
by VoteAnarchy October 15, 2003

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as Taint Misbehavin'.
Amy can't get enough of my tongue up her butt. Hell, just yesterday we participated in the Brown Derby on the drive over to her grandmother's house.
by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006
