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BPike Wardrobe

The BPike wardrobe is a collection of clothes that diehard Eagles and Phillies fans throughout the Delaware Valley assemble to express their undying love for hate, hustle, and heart on the baseball and football fields. Wardrobe essentials include the following:

Shoes: Air Force 1s, every shoe ever made by the Jordan Brand (some carryover here with an Inter-Ac Tuxedo).

Socks: Foreman Mills Crew Socks, or TekGear 10 pack from Kohls

Shorts: Jorts or Kensington Jizz Rag

Belt: HA!

Shirt: The main attraction. Includes the following necessities to provide the most options: Dawkins Home Jersey, Dawkins away jersey, Utley home Jersey, Utley away jersey, Utley 1980s throwback jersey, Utley batting practice jersey, Utley T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Utley World Baseball Classic Jersey, Utley Sleeveless Home Jersey

Undershirt: Beaters from Ross or T.J. Max

Tie: HA!

Hat: Flat Brim. Black. Phillies or Eagles. Turned backwards.
Check out Mac across the street in the flat brim Birds hat, Jordan 8s, and the World F-cking Champs Limited Edition T-Shirt. Christ, he might have the most swaggy BPike Wardrobe in the history of swag.
by boss hamilton August 15, 2012
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post breakup wardrobe

this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011
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Joe wardrived to the coffeshop and got his email.
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1. a person who is questionably homosexual and enjoys peanut butter and juicy juice
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Pick a team, you are being so wardacious.
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Your playlist of songs on your MP3/iPod.
Man... it's about time I updated my Music Wardrobe.
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I was up at my cabin and needed to get on to the internet, so I went wardriving around the nearest town in search of wireless networks.
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The act of giving hand jobs to two men at once.
That girl is a slut, she Latvian Wardrummed both of them at the same time.

They say Latvian Wardrumming takes much stamina and upper body strength.
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