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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
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Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision
People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.
by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021
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Those Heat Visions were G

A kamlachoda instagram Bio used by people who have no clue what things mean in english and think using a random assortment of words make them look knowledgeable.
What the fuck does those heat visions were G even mean?
by eshayatraizz July 11, 2021
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Vision

1. Vision#7147 on discord

2. The discord user with the largest cock
Damn Vision is packing
by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy
I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.
by Clickbait May 4, 2018
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dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.
Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?
by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020
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