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baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
by DaTroot April 25, 2014
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