perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months
Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah
by Bincub July 11, 2017
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elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
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vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems
by Hey guys it’s me December 21, 2017
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Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine
Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision
by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013
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visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.
This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!
by For Great Justice July 27, 2012
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veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021
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