Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.

Person 1: ‘he is clearly American’
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’

by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

Van Goghing

Before inserting, you just kinda use your dick like a paint brush and brush is on her "lips"

Yo bro, I was Van Goghing this chick, and she asked if I drew a self portrait of her....

by bLazeni May 1, 2010

Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.

Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!

by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021

K-Van

K-Vans are any oversized or overly flashy SUV that is unpractical for daily driving. The origin of the word is the combination of “Kardashian” and “Mini-Van”, as these style SUV’s are driven by Kardashian type individuals, and are ultimately glorified mini-vans.

Dude, Shawn lost his balls when he sold his truck and his wife bought a K-Van!

by Scott Tocker April 2, 2020

Van Buren

Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.

Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"

by Jmts90 October 23, 2019

Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )

Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van

by Fstd April 28, 2019