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Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.
I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.
by macobex1 March 2, 2015
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A place that pre-teens/teen go on to search up there name screen shot one post that makes them just the best person and then post on some social media Manly Snapchat
Oi bruv I just looked up my name on Urban Dictionary it says Im loving caring and funny I got to put this on my Snapchat story
by Some guy called nick June 1, 2019
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Inaccurate catalyst for ignorant, bitter, myopic creatures to derive silly words that may absolutely no sense for fun to satisfy their own lame pathetic ignorant existence. Can dish it but sure can't take it or post it.
You created a new senseless word?! Okay let's post it on Urban Dictionary cause that's the only place where you can find other dumb stupid words.
by EffU January 14, 2015
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Hi! Welcome to the Urban Dictionary Game! Press Yes if you want to continue press No if you don't!
Press yes if you want to continue if not press no urban dictionary game
by anonymous January 18, 2022
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Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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You look this website up when youre bored in class, and even I made this post while being in my German class!! Keep searching !! Have a boring day in school!!

Good luck...
Shit, I'm bored man... Let's search on Urban Dictionary!!

Dude 2: YEah, man....
by Apple cookie master November 18, 2019
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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