Urban Dictionary

A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.

Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary

by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021

urban dictionary

A website that needs to replace the Gifs with images we found on the internet so we can show off cool Artwork and stuff.

I love Urban Dictionary.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.

Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.

by Nikooties May 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.

Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.

by aubsie November 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.

Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck

by sacksmoker May 30, 2014

Urban Dictionary

The damn website you're on. Why did you search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary Anyways?

im not using an example you know what urban dictionary is bruh

by nutella._.skies March 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.

-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.

by UDL November 12, 2012