ur mom

a word that is probaly the best offender!!
by bob April 10, 2003
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ur mom

A very easy way to shut up someone you dislike greatly
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
whats new wit u
Timothy says:
your mom!!! and you?
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
u fuckin moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
too much to say
Timothy says:
ur mom is also a fucking moron
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
not funny
Timothy says:
so is ur mom
F***N COMPUTER WORKS LIKE S**T AND DONT DO NUTTIN RIGHT!!!!!!!! says:
bye
Timothy says:
ur mom

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ur mom
by Tim March 06, 2005
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ur mom

Someone who is "banged" on a daily basis by 12 year olds and retarded "newfags".
Boy: lolz i banged ur mom
Mature Individual: brb
Mature Individual: *comes back with a cup of horse semen and forces it down the boy's throat (cup included)*
by prvt asscancer September 26, 2012
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ur head

the thing on top of ur shoulder's duh! and a really great comeback when u want to just shout something out!
Bob: You know wut? Ur stupid
Me: Ur head
by Katie April 28, 2003
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Ur face

"Hey ur face is in my way!"
"so what fiend"
by Yami Marik October 05, 2003
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ur mom

a word used by whiggers on the street as an unoriginal, stupid comeback to make there friends cum in their pants
Guy:Ur mom is so cheap she paid me to fuck!
Guys friend: O DUDE I LEAKED MAN
by kissurass November 03, 2006
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ur such a mog

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot
mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog
by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018
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