by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
Get the Dirty Tyson mug.1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.
by capri sun addict July 24, 2024
Get the Kris Tyson mug.Formerly "Chris Tyson," Ava Tyson is a trans-woman and Mr. Beasts co-host or friend or something. Transitioned fairly recently and came under fire from red-pillers and conservatives for breaking up his-er her family. Came under scrutiny AGAIN for some form of nondescript impropriety with children. Rumors about NSFW content in front of children. Maybe a dick pick.
Hym "THERE, MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY 'LOOKED INTO' THE AVA TYSON STORY! YOU SMUG LIBERAL FAGGOT! IF MATT FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT OR ANYONE FROM HIS FAMILY IS KILLED IMMEDIATELY I WILL SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Tyson mug.Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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by Lebron a March 18, 2024
Get the Dirty Tyson mug.The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.
by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025
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